random strip: Bill Cosby spoof (Cracked Magazine)

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The story is intended to be episode #1 of Bill Clodsby’s brand new show. The strip’s intro features Bill educating us on his doings since the cancelation of the classic 80’s sitcom which brought him a level of fame that’s enabled his slew of lucrative product endorsements. Such profitable conduct is why this new show features Clodsby playing the role as “Holiday-Inn Mucous” (because the networks wouldn’t allow Bill’s original suggestion, “Holiday-Inn Jello-Pudding”).

Following this cursory set up, Bill is seen being interviewed for an organ-transplant delivery job. His first assignment is to transport a dying patient’s new heart, but Clodsby fouls up immediately by reciting for his boss a 45-minute story which is cut “short” by a phone call declaring that the patient has died.

Somehow Bill is given a second chance that he of course fails at due to his inevitable slow pace and proneness to story telling.Except this time it is a liver that he complacently decides fry up for dinner.

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